All right, I'll let a guy fuck his girlfriend so long as he doesn't leave me

You suck him off and I'll jerk you off. We fuck with guys for a change

I brought a friend for a triplet, I'm going to put her on my lover's dick

I shared with my boyfriend no problem, now we're making out with cum

And while the lesbians are busy cunnilingus, I'll put it on the sly, too

"Girls, stop kissing and pay attention to my dick."

One friend gets a dick, the other a vibrator. It's not like I can tear myself apart

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝